Matt Mauldin

This is the “Jon” from TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ hit reality show of eight kids (twins and sextuplets) and their parents, Jon and Kate.

Anytime you throw eight kids together you are bound to get some funny stuff, and Jon’s a pretty normal guy. But the real drama of the entire show comes from Kate.

My wife and I used to watch it while I worked on the laptop in the evenings.  In almost every show, we would look at each other in disbelief at the crap Jon put up with.

Kate does nothing but whine, gripe, yell, freak out, and make demands on the entire family.  She’s the hardest on her husband, Jon.  I mean for any other husband to take the kind of crap she dishes out, he would have to be jobless, talentless, hopeless, worthless, and most of all – junkless.

So let me set this up:

• Jon Gosselin was caught drunk, sneaking out the back door of a bar and getting into a car with a woman – not his wife, by the way.  The incident, apparently happened on April 18th, was all over the news today.
• After US Magazine broke the story, Jon issued a statement saying he didn’t cheat, saying “family is the most important thing in my life.”
• This isn’t the first time Jon has been seen in bars getting drunk and hanging out with other girls. He did the same thing in February.
• Even other women ask WTF about Kate’s motives and antics.
• The show has taken a turn from a cute depiction of a real-life family to a full-on product placement playground and a documentary of where the family can go on TLC’s dime.
• There are so many signs that Jon and Kate are not happy together.
• Finally, Kate is a complete hooker.

Kate vs. Jody

One of the most hilarious developments regarding the show has been Kate’s disagreement with her sister-in-law, Jody, who was one of the nicest people to ever be on that show.  Basically, Kate is a horrible person who gets everything she wants from TLC, the product crew, and everyone else involved or she goes crazy, even to the point of cutting family members out of their life.

Jody was a huge help to Kate for a while, as documented on the show.  She always had a great attitude even when the kids were dumped off at her house all at once.  But when TLC offered Jody some money because of her constant reappearance on  the show, Kate freaked and refused to share any money, even with family.

To top if off, Kate responded to some of this story on SixGosselins.com, their website, in a letter to her fans:

“…there are jealous bystanders, family included, who for whatever reason insist upon telling hurtful untruths. We will continue to love these family members. We will not retaliate. We will leave it alone out of respect for them. But as a reminder, nothing that you read on the internet or in print is true unless it is approved by us.”   – Kate’s Letter

I added the emphasis at the end to point it out. Kate is saying “Hey everyone else is telling lies. Don’t believe anyone but me. I’m the one that gets all the money and I’m the only one that can say anything.”  Hooker.

SixGosselins.com Sucks

Let’s take this one step further.  Not only does Kate get everything she wants from TLC, but they obviously hired some overpaid braindead designer who knows nothing about web design for the family’s site at SixGosselins.com.  Seriously, the flash header that reloads on every page refresh is almost as annoying as Kate’s unending whining.

Holy crap! Their Q&A page has Google Adsense on it!

Their playlist is pushing ringtones!

They have a “page under construction”

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Sorry, I had to close the browser.  That’s the worst site ever.

Conclusion

I could keep going on all night, but this has to end.  Basically Kate needs to be dropped (in several senses of the word).  No wonder Jon goes out to get drunk and hang out with other women – he doesn’t get treated like crap.

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