Earlier today, The director of the White House Military Office, Louis Caldera, said this during her apology:
“While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, it’s clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused.”
Are you kidding? No one took the proper steps to notify anyone, If people were notified, then thousands of New Yorkers wouldn’t have crapped themselves when a plane often used as Air Force One pulled a Maverick-style fly by.
Freakin ridiculous. But that’s our government. So if that’s not stupid enough, here are a few more less-known but equally idiotic accomplishments:
- Looking for more politically correct terminology, many lesbians championed the term “pro bush” until the results of the Presidential election in 2000.
- In February 1989, Exxon becomes an official sponsor of Noxema Acne Cleansing Pads to “clean up oily faces”
- Al Gore invented the internet, and can also be credited as the driving force behind this product and the sole reason it stayed on Amazon’s best seller list for 43 weeks.
- After being elected to his second term as President, Bill Clinton becomes an official spokesman for Grand Reserve cigars.
- Jonathan Locked Jr. was suspended after intentionally passing gas in school. A prominent New York Senator is now proposing a bill to combat situation.
- Favorite pastime of internet geeks: click here.
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